Boozy Watermelon Slushies

No need to pinch yourself, you’re not dreaming.  These spiked icy babies are exactly what you need in your life right now.  Forget that artificial watermelon flavoring crap, it’s summer, go to the store and buy yourself a real watermelon.  I think the next time I make these I might rim the glass with sugar…

Beer Battered Cheese Curds

I get it, curd is not the most appetizing word.  But if curds are wrong I don’t want to be right.  I would officially like to enter my curds into the Guinness World Records for longest cheese pull EVER.  These were epic.  The beer batter is light and crispy and the perfect coating for the ooey-gooey…

Deep Fried Red Velvet Oreos

Fun fact: I always thought red velvet was just chocolate cake with red food coloring.  Boy oh boy was I wrong.  I also had never had a fried Oreo until I made them.  Yes, I do live under a rock.  But these are freaking amazing.  The chocolate cookie gets super soft and cake like and…

Vodka Lemon Shake Up

My all-time most favorite thing ever, is that first sip of a lemon shake up when you get a mouth full of sugar.  I thought nothing could be better than that.  And then I grew up and added vodka to it.  O.  M.  G.  This must be what heaven tastes like.  The vodka is subtle,…

Funnel Cake

Buckle up people, it’s fair season.  Imagine having all of the fair yummy goodness without having to leave the comfort of your air condition home.  I know, it sounds too good to be true, but stick with me this month and all of your fair dreams will come true.  First up, funnel cake.  Fluffy, golden,…